While Julia is napping, I thought I’d share some funnies from the latest Parenting Magazine: “If they made fortune cookies just for moms…”

– You will travel over the ocean, and your 3-year-old will use the airplane bathroom 26 times.

– Now is the time to be daring. Take your toddler to the park without a diaper bag.

– You enjoy nourishing your loved ones, but if the peas touch the meat loaf, you can forget it.

– Elegance and grace are your trademark in dress. Also baby spitup.

– Your love life will be happy and harmonious, especially if you remember to lock the bedroom door.

– You will soon find a long-lost treasure, and you will decide to check under the couch cushions more often.

– New friends will come into your life, and they will ask you to run the spring fund-raiser.

– People are entranced by your voice – at least those listening to you read Runaway Bunny for the thousandth time.

– You have a keen mind and an enviable intellect, expect when it comes to third-grade math homework.

– A handsome man has his eye on you – and he’s wondering when you’re going to make his macaroni and cheese.