I’ve lived in the North. I’ve experienced heavy-crazy snow fall. But all you Northern people complaining about last week’s snowpocalypse clearly don’t know real snow fall.  Because, if you really knew what real snow fall looked like, then you’d have freaked when you saw this:

Instead of freaking out about Chicago’s weather:

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Because we all know, that this is worse:

And abandonment of your car will not only be necessary but mandatory.

And you can never been too safe:

{Notice the “HELP” signal?????}